[TEXT: L. Barton] Well, the biopsy comes back on Tuesday. So, here's hoping, right? Thanks for letting me talk to you about this, Laura. I appreciate you keeping this quiet.
(txt: aunt amy) aunt a, you wrote to the wrong person. what’s going on? who did a biopsy?
[text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love.
(txt: dan) that’s very touching dan. i might start cry honestly.
[drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no
(txt: dan) i think you should like, not ask me this by text.
(txt: dan) i’m checking yes though
[text]: I just realized how much I hate tomatoes.
( txt ) then we have a problem. my holiday house is full of tomatoes.
( txt ) why do you even hate tomatoes though?
@notafixer continuation from this
(txt; lil ) he told me to please a girl you needed to make bull noises to seem more manly.
(txt; lil) long story short, this girl threw me out of her window and my clothes are still in her room.
( txt; nate ) …was he smiling while telling you this? honestly how could you even believe to the biggest turn off of the history?
( txt; nate ) got it. give me the address and i’ll come rescue, my inezperted little brother <3
( txt; natushka ) you say ew. you have no idea.
( txt; natushka ) shut up i’m awesome. you even heard it.( txt; natushka ) don’t tell dad though. that would be weird to explain.( text: Worst Sister Ever ) I repeat: EW
( text: Worst Sister Ever ) like I’d even want to tell dad that
( text: Worst Sister Ever ) but, uh, I might have told mom
( txt; natushka ) yeah yeah, and then it will happen to you too. or maybe not. i need to keep up with your life
( txt; natushka ) he probably wouldn’t like to hear it
( txt; natushka ) YOU TOLD MOM ABOUT ME HAVING SEX
( txt; natushka ) yeah, whatever. at least you heard me. not everyone has been so lucky, you know. some of us just heard cooper’s struggle.
( text: Lils ) EW LILA DON’T TELL ME THAT. GROSS.
( text: Lils ) god sometimes you are the worst sister ever
( txt; natushka ) you say ew. you have no idea.
( txt; natushka ) shut up i’m awesome. you even heard it.
( txt; natushka ) don’t tell dad though. that would be weird to explain.
( txt; natushka ) you’re being ridiculous. it’s not like you saw anything.
( text: Lils ) I have ears, Lila. My eyes may be fine but my ears will never forgive you.
( txt; natushka ) yeah, whatever. at least you heard me. not everyone has been so lucky, you know. some of us just heard cooper’s struggle.
@notafixer continued from here:
( text: Lils ) WELL NOW I DON’T REMEMBER
( text: Lils ) I NEED TO ERASE MY BRAIN WITH BLEACH
( txt; natushka ) you’re being ridiculous. it’s not like you saw anything.
[MSG:] NEVER ANSWER THE PHONE IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX EVER AGAIN
( txt; natushka ) I THOUGHT IT WAS IMPORTANT WHY DID YOU EVEN CALL ME IN THE FIRST PLACE